Cab driver: So, you just finished work?
Cab driver: You had a night off?
Cab driver: You had a night off, because you had a date with this young man? [points to T, who had just escorted me into cab, kissed me goodnight, and was now crossing the road in front of us]
Cab driver: First date?
Cab driver: Is he a pushy guy?
Cab driver: You know, does he push you to have sex?
Cab driver: Oh good. That means he's a nice guy.
Me: That's a relief.
Cab driver: Some guys are pushy, you know, and just want to have sex. [meaningful look in rear view mirror]
Me: ...uh huh.
IT WAS LIKE HE KNEW.