Overheard at Southern Cross Station: Random Lady with pram accosting two Asian students as they board the
RL: Is this the Frankston train?
Students: (politely and clearly) No, this is the
RL: (in exaggerated slow, loud English) IS THIS THE FRANKSTON TRAIN?
Students: No, this is the
RL: (angry) IS! THIS! THE! FRANKSTON TRAIN?
RL: (exaggerated slow, loud English) WHICH ONE GOES TO FRANKSTON?
Students: The Frankston train!
RL: YOU FU- *doors close*
Lady, those brightly lit TV screens do tell you which train is what.