SCENE: Early afternoon, I am standing innocently at the Uni tram stop waiting to cross the road.
ENTER white van, the driver of which leans out the window and hollers at me.
DRIVER: Well hello, he-LO!
Thus distracted, driver of white van then crashes into the brand new Mitsubishi Lancer in front of it.
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FIN.
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