Some of the submissions are witty, some are poignant, most are HILARIOUS.
My boobs used to be perky.
My iMac ate my kid’s homework.
Alone, but not lonely. I lied.
What would my 6-word life look like, I wonder…?
Aspires to superheroism. Alas! No powers.
Tiny body outweighed by big boobs.
Death not so bad. Living overrated.
Writing this when should be working.
Will be asked for ID forever.
Drinks 'til she spews. Good times.
Is cute 'til she punches you.
In August Austenprose caught onto this idea and asked commenters to submit 6-word reviews of Mansfield Park.
Pug. Fanny Price’s Fairy Dogmother.
Did Jane Austen write Mansfield Park?
Poor relative. Ha-ha romance. Maria defects.
Mrs Norris: worse than the cat.
How awesome if I could write essays like this!
Hamlet: Family drama. Everyone dies. The end.
Wuthering Heights: Seriously, what is it with Heathcliff?
Pride and Prejudice: Lizzie, Judgey-Wudgey was a bear.
The Fellowship of the Ring: United but fall. Resistance is futile.
Sherlock Holmes: Detective on crack. It makes sense.
Wuthering Heights: They needed to get out more.
This can be applied to frickin' anything.